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Zerealz THCa tests at 32.46% THCa, putting it firmly in heavy-hitter territory.
The effect starts in the head with a fast, upbeat lift that brightens the mood and sharpens the overall feel of the experience right away. That initial energy doesn’t come across as racy or scattered. Instead, it stays smooth and focused before easing into a heavier body calm that settles across the shoulders, chest, and limbs with real weight.
As the session develops, Zerealz finds a strong middle ground between mental elevation and physical relaxation. The head stays active enough to keep the strain engaging, while the body side grows deeper and more grounding with time, creating a balanced progression that feels complete from start to finish.
It’s the perfect strain for evening sessions, creative downtime, after-work decompression, or sinking into a slower pace without feeling mentally checked out.
This batch has a dense, compact structure with small to medium buds that look thick, tightly formed, and properly cured. The flower is heavily dusted in trichomes, giving the surface a pale green, frosted appearance that reads resinous from every angle. Underneath that coating, there are soft olive tones and light orange pistils woven into the bud structure, though the frost is what stands out first.
The nose on Zerealz opens with a sweet, creamy rush that immediately brings fruit and dessert-like richness to the front. Beneath that sweetness, there’s a grounded layer of earth, light herb, and a subtle gassy edge that gives the aroma more depth and keeps it from leaning too soft. Once the buds are broken open, the profile gets louder and fuller, pushing out more sour citrus, creamy funk, and that distinct cereal-like sweetness that makes the strain stand out.
The flavor is full and coating from the first pull, leading with creamy fruit, sweet candy, and a soft cereal-like note that gives the smoke a rich, rounded profile. On the inhale, the sweetness feels smooth and dense, with a bright fruit character that keeps it lively instead of flat. The exhale brings more contrast, introducing light earth, a touch of citrus tang, and a faint gassy-herbal finish that adds depth to the sweeter top notes.
Zerealz THCa is a cross of Zkittlez and Cereal Milk.
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| Weight | 14g, 28g, 3.5g, 7g |
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| Style | THCa Flower |
| THCa | 32.46% THCa |
| Time of day | Nighttime |
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Keep this product out of the reach of children and pets. Individuals must be 21 years of age or older to purchase and consume this product. There are potential risks associated with the consumption of this product. Consumers should consult a licensed healthcare professional prior to consumption if pregnant/nursing, if they have plans to become pregnant, or if they are currently taking medications. Product may cause drowsiness or impairment. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate heavy machinery while using this product. This product does not claim to cure, treat, diagnose, or prevent any disease or alter the structure or function of the body. Start low; go slow. Caution – This product may be habit forming. Product has not been tested, analyzed, evaluated, or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration or any state regulatory body for safety or efficacy. Not Intended for Ingestion -- Do Not Eat. Smoking or vaping is hazardous to your health. Contact local poison control in the event of an adverse event.
Produced in accordance with the Agricultural improvement act of 2018 Sections 101 13-10114. This product contains less than 0.3% Farm Bill-compliant hemp-derived THC which may be intoxicating and could cause the consumer to fail a drug test.
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This product can expose you to cannabis smoke, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.
THCa flower is a form of cannabis that contains high levels of tetrahydrocannabinolic acid (THCa), which converts to THC when heated, creating the intoxicating effects typically associated with cannabis. Please be aware of this conversion before you purchase this product because if you apply heat to it, it may change from it's original form.
This is in contrast to CBD flower, which contains cannabidiol (CBD), a non-intoxicating compound. While CBD flower offers relaxing and therapeutic effects without a "high," THCa flower delivers potent psychoactive effects and is recommended only for experienced cannabis consumers.
At Green Unicorn Farms, all of our THCa products ship from facilities in states where the products are legal to store and process. The products and are available only in select states. Please read the full product description before purchasing to ensure you understand its effects and legality. Ask your physician before consuming this product.
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