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$24.99
Stoner Gump THCa Pre-Rolls take the work out of a good smoke. Each pack comes with five 1g joints rolled from terpene-enriched greenhouse THCa flower, so every one delivers a smooth, even burn and a bold flavor from the first puff to the last.
The lineup is built around three vibes and three lead terpenes: Cosmic Charge for the morning, Orbital Drift for the middle of the day, and Lunar Dream for the night. Pick your moment and light one up.
Cosmic Charge is the morning launch. Enriched with limonene, it opens bright and citrus-forward with a zesty sweetness that wakes up the palate. The effect is uplifting and energizing, a clean lift that brightens the mood and gets the day moving.
It’s the perfect pre-roll for early sessions, busy mornings, and anytime you want a little extra spark.
Orbital Drift sits right in the sweet spot between up and down. Enriched with linalool, it carries a soft floral sweetness that smooths out every pull. The effect is balanced and easygoing, an even glow that keeps you relaxed but still present.
It’s the perfect pre-roll for the middle of the day, casual hangouts, and anytime you want to coast without checking out.
Lunar Dream is the night cap. Enriched with myrcene, it brings a deep, earthy richness and a bold aroma that fills the room. The effect is heavy and relaxing, a slow settle that melts into the couch as the joint burns down.
It’s the perfect pre-roll for late nights, laid-back moments, and winding all the way down.
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| Strain | Cosmic Charge – Sativa, Lunar Dream – Indica, Orbital Drift – Hybrid |
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| Time of day | Anytime |
| Style | Pre-Rolls |
USPS Update: The U.S. Postal Service has been experiencing delays and tracking issues over the past few weeks. Some packages may arrive a few days later than estimated. If your tracking shows “USPS Awaiting Item” or “Acceptance Pending,” please know that we have already handed your package to USPS — their scanning system is simply not updating correctly. While these delays are outside of our control, we closely monitor all shipments to ensure every package reaches its destination. Many shipments show "USPS Awaiting Item" and then go straight to day-of-delivery updates — click to see an example. We appreciate your understanding before placing an order.
We ship from Monday-Friday and do our best to get all orders out the same or next business day. There can be delays during holidays and at times of high volume. Shipping times are based on USPS and UPS estimates (in business days) and starts from the moment of dispatch. Late Friday orders may get shipped the following Monday.
Keep in mind that we are not Amazon and we cannot control postal service delays. We work extremely hard to be quick and legally compliant when preparing your package. If you have issues with delayed delivery please contact us at [email protected] and we will do our best to help.
🚫 Our THCa products cannot be shipped to all states so check availability for your location at checkout.
We offer quick and easy shipping with USPS and UPS. Orders placed before noon on weekdays normally get processed the same or next business day. Standard shipping normally takes 3-7 business days from the moment the package has left our shipping center.
You have the option to upgrade to expedited shipping at checkout for $9.99. Priority shipping takes an estimated 1-5 business days from the moment that postal service gets their hands on the package.
Please note that orders may get dispatched the next working day (so late Friday orders may get shipped the following Monday). Also remember that postal service does not work on public holidays.
Please read our return and refund policy.
* Federally compliant hemp flower with Delta-9 THC levels equal to or below .3%
Keep this product out of the reach of children and pets. Individuals must be 21 years of age or older to purchase and consume this product. There are potential risks associated with the consumption of this product. Consumers should consult a licensed healthcare professional prior to consumption if pregnant/nursing, if they have plans to become pregnant, or if they are currently taking medications. Product may cause drowsiness or impairment. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate heavy machinery while using this product. This product does not claim to cure, treat, diagnose, or prevent any disease or alter the structure or function of the body. Start low; go slow. Caution – This product may be habit forming. Product has not been tested, analyzed, evaluated, or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration or any state regulatory body for safety or efficacy. Not Intended for Ingestion -- Do Not Eat. Smoking or vaping is hazardous to your health. Contact local poison control in the event of an adverse event.
Produced in accordance with the Agricultural improvement act of 2018 Sections 101 13-10114. This product contains less than 0.3% Farm Bill-compliant hemp-derived THC which may be intoxicating and could cause the consumer to fail a drug test. Read our legal opinion explaining the legality of our products as written by attorney Rod Kight. Click here.
This product can expose you to cannabis smoke, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.
THCa flower is a form of cannabis that contains high levels of tetrahydrocannabinolic acid (THCa), which converts to THC when heated, creating the intoxicating effects typically associated with cannabis. Please be aware of this conversion before you purchase this product because if you apply heat to it, it may change from it's original form. This is in contrast to CBD flower, which contains cannabidiol (CBD), a non-intoxicating compound. While CBD flower offers relaxing and therapeutic effects without a "high," THCa flower delivers potent psychoactive effects and is recommended only for experienced cannabis consumers. At Green Unicorn Farms, all of our THCa products ship from facilities in states where the products are legal to store and process. The products and are available only in select states. Please read the full product description before purchasing to ensure you understand its effects and legality. Ask your physician before consuming this product.
USI had bit of delays not because of green unicorn farms but because of usps great customer service great tasting flower nice rolls he even sent a extra pay for usps delays support them!
Hi Roshaun, thank you so much for sharing this 😊 I really appreciate your patience with the USPS delay and I’m glad you enjoyed the flower and the rolls. It makes me happy to hear our customer service stood out and that the extra helped make up for the wait. Thank you for supporting GUF, it truly means a lot to us� Thank you for your review! -The GUF team💚
USgreat will be back thanks
Hi Joe! Thank you so much 😊 I’m really glad you had a great experience. I appreciate you and I’ll be here whenever you’re ready to come back to GUF. Thank you for your review! -The GUF team💚
USLove your products. Will definitely be buying some more.
Thank you so much! 😊 I’m so glad you love our products — can’t wait to have you back for your next order! ❤ Thank you for your review! -The GUF team
United StatesI love the pre-rolls - great flower and packaged beautifully. I appreciate the descriptions and easy checkout process.
❤️ Thank you for your review! -The GUF team"
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