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$34.99
Illuminati THCa is an indoor exotic strain that tests at +27% THCa and delivers classic indica power with a composed balanced potency in a gorgeous pacakge.
The first waves bring a clear, pine-tinged head change that steadies the mood and clears mental clutter. As the session unfolds, a soothing heaviness spreads through the body while the head stays grounded and reflective.
It’s the perfect strain for evening decompression, deep conversations, or turning down the volume after a long day.
Illuminati THCa has dense beautiful buds that stack tightly with a heavy frosting that gives the buds a silvery glow. Dark purple colors with forest greens dominate, accented by fiery orange pistils. The break shows resinous interiors and a well-set cure that grinds fluffy and sticky.
Illuminati THCa has a flavor of pine and earthy kush with a clean lemon-fuel edge. Underneath sits peppery spice and an herbal skunk that screams classic OG. Cracking a nug turns up the gas and brings a deeper forest-floor nuance.
The inhale sets down pine, lemon and earthy kush in equal measure. Mid-palate, peppery spice and herbal skunk add warmth and depth. The exhale trails diesel-pine with a lasting OG zest that coats the tongue.
Illuminati THCa is a cross of Tahoe OG and Triangle Kush.
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| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Weight | 14g, 14g smalls, 1g, 28g, 3.5g, 56g, 7g |
| Style | THCa Flower |
| Terpenes | Bisabolol, Carophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene |
| THCa | 27.89% THCa |
| Time of day | Nighttime |
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We offer quick and easy shipping with USPS and UPS. Orders placed before noon on weekdays normally get processed the same or next business day. Standard shipping normally takes 3-7 business days from the moment the package has left our shipping center.
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Keep this product out of the reach of children and pets. Individuals must be 21 years of age or older to purchase and consume this product. There are potential risks associated with the consumption of this product. Consumers should consult a licensed healthcare professional prior to consumption if pregnant/nursing, if they have plans to become pregnant, or if they are currently taking medications. Product may cause drowsiness or impairment. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate heavy machinery while using this product. This product does not claim to cure, treat, diagnose, or prevent any disease or alter the structure or function of the body. Start low; go slow. Caution – This product may be habit forming. Product has not been tested, analyzed, evaluated, or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration or any state regulatory body for safety or efficacy. Not Intended for Ingestion -- Do Not Eat. Smoking or vaping is hazardous to your health. Contact local poison control in the event of an adverse event.
Produced in accordance with the Agricultural improvement act of 2018 Sections 101 13-10114. This product contains less than 0.3% Farm Bill-compliant hemp-derived THC which may be intoxicating and could cause the consumer to fail a drug test.
Read our legal opinion explaining the legality of our products as written by attorney Rod Kight. Click here.
This product can expose you to cannabis smoke, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.
THCa flower is a form of cannabis that contains high levels of tetrahydrocannabinolic acid (THCa), which converts to THC when heated, creating the intoxicating effects typically associated with cannabis. Please be aware of this conversion before you purchase this product because if you apply heat to it, it may change from it's original form.
This is in contrast to CBD flower, which contains cannabidiol (CBD), a non-intoxicating compound. While CBD flower offers relaxing and therapeutic effects without a "high," THCa flower delivers potent psychoactive effects and is recommended only for experienced cannabis consumers.
At Green Unicorn Farms, all of our THCa products ship from facilities in states where the products are legal to store and process. The products and are available only in select states. Please read the full product description before purchasing to ensure you understand its effects and legality. Ask your physician before consuming this product.
USI was very impressed with this strain. It gave a very relaxed and lasting high that i look forward to trying again.
Hi Daniel! I’m really glad to hear you were impressed and that the strain gave you a relaxed, lasting high. I appreciate you sharing your experience with GUF and I’m happy you enjoyed it. Thank you for your review! -The GUF team💚
USVery dry. No moisture. Poor quality!
I’m really sorry to hear that. We always want you to enjoy great quality! The cold weather seems to be causing some moisture issues and the snowstorms are delaying deliveries to make things worse. We have a new batch of Illuminati Indoor Exotics so please reach out and we'll send you a sample. In future batches we will add additional "Integra Moisture Control Packs" to ensure better moisture percentage. Please reach out to us and we will make things right! Thank you for your review! -The GUF team💚
United StatesIt was dry and when I pinch it it almost turned to powder an not to minchin tryd to order 2 oz of something else to c if it's all dry and still haven't seen it been two weeks and I called and was told they had no records of me buying anything from them so not sure what to do but I do think that clearance sales or how about since my experience was not good maybe look out for me on an oz of the dry dry stuff
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